[EVA][HUMOR] My final bit on [RANT] Religion...

[xmen]

At 07:02 PM 4/26/98 -0700, you wrote:
>I heard gunfire - I opened the door, and realized I'd been shot...
>"Why, Ritsuko?  Why?"
>
>Here's the proof that we need that NGE is religion-based...
>
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>Evangelion Humor Project Post
>"God's in his Heaven..."
>
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>[Dinky "Morning" Music begins]
>[Shinji & PenPen are eating breakfast]
>[In stumbles Misato]
>
>Misato:  Ohayo.
>
>[Misato reaches into the refrigerator for a beer]
>[An unknown voice booms in the room.  All jump]
>[Music hits a dead stop with scratching]
>
>Voice:  MISATO!  THIS IS GOD!  YOUR EVIL DRINKING MUST STOP!
>        YOU ARE DESTINED FOR GREATER THINGS!
>
>[Large sweatdrop appears on all three]
>
>Misato [Looking frantic]:  Hai! Hai!  This'll be my last beer
>                           ever!  In fact, I'll throw this
>                           out right now!
>
>[She heads for the sink]
>
>God:  WAIT, MISATO!  BEFORE YOU THROW THAT OUT...
>
>Misato:  Hai?
>
>God:  CAN I HAVE A SLUG?
>
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>--Ryoji Kaji
>  Deacon, The Order of the Everlasing Otaku
>  ryoohki at rocketmail.com
>
>"A man's fate is a man's fate, and life is but an illusion."
>
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That was pretty good.