[EVA]

Rocco Agostino flamingpringle at hotmail.com
Wed Apr 29 11:53:29 EDT 1998


ok, first off, the message that i sent yesteday was indeed a joke.
i was not in any way serious about the neon thing at all.

(although, it was fun to think about, though).

i'm sorry about the errors in the e-mail, too.  i was in a hurry, and 
wasn't paying any attention to what i was typing at all.  i do not 
believe that it was Shinji's DP that killed the 15th angel.

(thanx to Neow Neow for giving a little approval to this theory, 
though.)  also, the ice age thing makes sense, too.

i was not stating that the theory could be true, nit that it was.  i 
just wanted to see what your reactions would be.


so, with that, i'd like to humor you all, and give you another.

1) as i said before, in trying to validate my theory to some of my 
classmates, i used the periodic table of elements.

to do so, i looked at the electron configuration of neon, and found it 
to be : 1s^2 2s^2 2p^6

well, as you can see, the configuration starts with s^2.
notice a nice little coincedence? <g>

as i was trying to get approval, i saw that my classmates were either 
bored or confused by my gibberish, so i said, and i quote:

"look, i know this is hard to grasp, but give me time.  i know there is 
a connection here, somewhere.  just look at this. . ."

<<  at this point i pointed at the configuration.  oddly enough at the 
first "s^2" >>

now, without any thinking at all, (absoultely no premeditation)
i said. . . ". . .well, just look here.  i know there is something here, 
and if we just feed on this for a while. . ." <-- need i say more?

<<for those of you who do or don't know, the angels have organs called 
"S2 ORGANS".  and, EVA-01 eats one.  hence, the rip-roaring laughter 
that ensued  (you had to be there.)>>


2)  my chem teacher is Keel Lorenz.

note the similarities:

1- both are old.
2- both are fat.
3- both wear weird glasses.
4- both are "Wandering Jews"
5- both have spat at the feet of christ.
6- both have been called (at one time or another) "Old Man".
   (My chem teacher has been called so by fellow teachers and slaves    
(i mean students).
7- both are leaders of a super-secret organization that controls the     
fate of mankind.  (Lorenz- SEELE, my chem teacher- the PTA).
8- i think Keel is deaf, too.
9- both don't know crap about chemistry, or the foolishness of the       
fulfillment of all their hopes and dreams.  (Lorenz- the HCP, my      
chem teacher- to steal all our energy (chi)!)


that's all.

flamingpringle




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